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July 8th, 2008, 11:47 am

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Reply Squark, July 8th, 2008, 11:49 am

Murauth seems to be undergoing a series of graphical updates. Last time pockets appeared out of nowhere, now he's grown aditional chest hair.

Surprise will be up as soon as I am sure of its legality (It'll make sense when I post it) (It'll be up regardless, I just may have to use a specific site to post it).

(considering the speed at which the forum the query was posted on moves, we could be looking at a coupld days worth of delay.

Oh, and Full apologies to Tim "Lyinginbedmon" Maughan for poking fun at him, here. No offense meant. EDIT: After pming him on a forum, he doesn't seem to mind.

FINAL EDIT: Gishenen made the "Eep" sound, for the record (since he's a wizard)

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Reply Squark, July 9th, 2008, 12:36 pm

DUN DUN DUN! And here is the surpise! I'll occasionally post some homebrew material that either solves a problem brought up in the comic or just because I want to.

Here's the first installment!


Carefree pranksters who live just beneath the ground.

Racial traits
Average Height: 3’-3’6”
Average Weight: 40-45 lb.

Ability Scores: +2 constitution, +2 Intelligence
Size: Small
Speed: 5 squares
Vision: low-light

Languages: Dwarven, common
Skill Bonuses: +2 perception, +2 arcana
Illusionary Talent: Gnome Wizards may learn and use the hallucinatory item and hallucinatory creature ritual when they are 5 levels lower than normal (minimum level 1). They may perform the requisite ritual in 1/10th the normal time, and only expend 1/5h the normal cost for the hallucinatory item ritual (Now 100gp). You also gain a +2 racial bonus to attacks with illusion powers
Gnomish Weapon Proficiency: You gain proficiency with the warpick.
Fey Origin: See page 38 of the player’s handbook.
Prestidigitation: You gain the wizard class feature prestidigitation. Gnome Wizards may have twice as many prestidigitations in affect at any one time.

Children with an unlikely heritage, half-orcs are strong and tough.

Racial traits
Average Height: 5’-6’10”
Average Weight: 160-325 lb.

Ability Scores: +2 constitution, +2 strenght
Size: Medium
Speed: 6 squares
Vision: Darkvision

Languages: Giant, common
Skill Bonuses: +2 Intimidate, +2 Athletics
Dual Heritage: See page 42 of the PHB, but replace the word elf with orc.
Destructive Power: You gain a +2 racial bonus to checks to break or burst items.
Bravery: You gain a +5 racial bonus to will defense against fear.
Rage: You can use rage as a daily power.

Rage Racial Power
Drawing on your Orcish ancestor’s anger, you attack with ferocious power.
Minor Action Personal
Effect: You gain a +2 to attack and damage rolls, but a -4 penalty to all defenses.

Messy... I need to get a site for this... Give you the URL when I have it.

Reply Squark, August 17th, 2008, 7:48 am

That should be STR, not INT.

That's the hazard of copy and paste.

Oh, and I hope to get a comic out by Tuesday.

Sorry for the delay, first the recharger broke (finally. I'm amazed it lasted as long as it did) (2 hour power supply means my Dad wanted the power saved for emergencies), and now the left mouse button is broken on the mouse.

Fortunately, I should be getting a new computer on Monday, so with any luck I'll have a new comic by Tuesday.

Oh, and after this, I'm going to go and add some commentary to the character bios

User's Comments:

Reply tomethan, July 9th, 2008, 3:14 am

I actually cannot believe they don't allow half orc barberians... It's silly.

Nice comic anyways.

Reply Squark, July 9th, 2008, 7:46 am


Apparently barbarian is due for the PHBII, and I wouldn't be surprised if half-orc follows suit. OF course... That's if dragon magazine doesn't beat the PHBII to the punch.

Oh, and I also owe an apology to...

Was it Mark Shallow? I can't remember. The point is, he used this title before.

I'll try to be more original tommorow.

Reply Szilard (Guest), July 11th, 2008, 12:47 pm

Don't they already have Gnomes in the MM as a playable race?

Reply Squark (guest) (Guest), July 23rd, 2008, 2:53 pm

Strictly speaking...

However, it's just... borring. Too few abilities, AND not true to the True Gnome.

Reply Squark, August 11th, 2008, 4:27 pm

New comic will be coming out in a few days...

Reply Maeglin the Ninth, August 16th, 2008, 10:17 pm

Hey, cool comic. (I was looking for another OotS type comic.)

And on a random note, aren't half-orcs normally considered to be not-so-bright? Or is this one of those stereotypes which isn't always accurate? (Referencing the Ability Scores of +2 con and int.)

Reply Squark, January 8th, 2009, 4:25 pm

uhh,,, oops not that these people read the comic anymore, but I meant for that to be +2 Str

Reply Squark, May 16th, 2009, 11:40 am

Not that anyone reads this anymore, but L&L will be... changing, a bit.

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